Cast and Crew

Writer/Producer/Editor/SFX

• Mary Labrie

Voice Actors

•  Mother and Butter Knife 1 - Rachel Viccaro
• Grandfather -  Jerry Schultz
• Eleanor - Nadine Elisabeth
• Charlie - Darren Shen Kao
• Father and Forks - Joe Pavia
• Prince Albert - Dan Egan
• Princess Victoria - Wendy Page
• Ladle and Misshapen Spoon - Brooke Friendly
• Whisk, Lemon Juicer, Yoga Instructor, Butter Knife 2 - Kristina Molina
• Egg Flipper and Tape Measure - Kevin DeLoughry
• Timothy - Shred Malice
• Potato Masher and Garlic Press - Greg Porter
• Tilly - Marie Ann Watson
• Cheese Slicer and Royal Butter Knives- Greg Flynn
• Clover - Matthew Moore
• Squirrel - Jen Lyles
• Wrench - Chuck Galco
• Hammer - Joe Domanski

Producer/Editor

• Mary Labrie

Co-hosts 

•  Mary Labrie
• Greg Flynn

Writer/Producer/Editor/Podcast/Radio

• Mary Labrie

Voice Actors 

• Grace - Nancy Zelno
• Laine - Jen Lyles
• Clementine - Marie Anne Watson
• Fenn B , Alliance member- Matthew Moore
• Kallie - Cait Stewart
• Director - Martin Lovell
• Cognos - Christian PK Reeve
• Sebastian, SEB, Norman, Griffin - Dan Egan
• Hadrian - Brock Kubarek
• Zanditha Ess - Sarah Zeversenuke
• Dean Trevor Frost - Aidan Pickering
• Tasha Van Fielein - Wendy Page
• Kieran O, Reporter - Nevin Stoltz
• Candice - Abigail Halon
• Mike and Joe Born-with-a-Tooth - Rich Greene
• Judge - Mithun MK
• Hellshammer Security Officer, Alliance member - Miika Vertanen
• Feelrite Secuity Guard , Mercenary 1- Chuck Galco
• Lachlan, Alliance member - Kevin DeLoughry
• Olivia - Liana Tang
• Future of Pollination MC , Board member, Reporter- Greg Flynn
• Paul - Gregg Rogan
• Kestrel Venn - Zachary Snow
• Gillian, Fearless Women MC - Cherie Price
• Mercenary 2 - Greg Johnson
• And Ryan Wiley, Kristina Molina, Lise Spiegel

Original Music

• Dan Egan

Writer/Producer/Editor

• Mary Labrie

Voice Actors 

• Grace - Nancy Zelno
• Fenn B - Matthew Moore
• Director - Martin Lovell
• Cognos/Murmuration - Christian PK Reeve
• Griffin - Dan Egan
• Skip Waters - Chris Tannehill
• Tasha Van Fielein - Wendy Page
• Candice - Abigail Halon
• Mayor Thompson - Chuck Galco
• Crystal Amethyst Glory - Cherie Price
• Clarence - Mauricio Rivero Borell
• Dr Danek Vesely - Jerry Schultz
• Joe - Rich Greene
• Ojai - Kristina Molina
• Laine - Jen Lyles
• Clementine - Marie Ann Watson
• Zanditha Ess - Sarah Zeversenuke
• Creampuff - Joe Domanski
• Mr Ferndale - Cole Lewis
• Patrick O'Neil/MC - Greg Flynn
• Angela Kwok - Mimi Wong
• Guy Deneau - Christian PK Reeve
• Merko Borg - Gregg Rogan
• Kestrel Venn - Zachary Snow
• Nurse - Lise Spiegel
• Helen Lightfoot - Lauren Miller
• Tomas - Benny Beuttner
• Kallie - Caitlin Stuart
• Refugee -Anne Stobart
• Grocery Store Owner - Peter de Mark

Original Music  'We Are Alive'

• Dan Egan

Writer/Producer/Editor/Podcast/Radio

• Mary Labrie

Voice Actors in order of appearance

• Grace - Nancy Zelno
• Fenn B - Matthew Moore
• Laine - Jen Lyles
• Young Clementine - Wendy Page
• Mike - Rich Greene
• Kallie - Caitlin Stuart
• Destiny - Mimi Collins
• Dr Anita Chung - Rachel Tully
• Daphne - Viviane Rain Jones
• Doctor Pendergast - Joe Domanski
• Andrew - Rob Stoller
• YouTube Influencer/Gillian/Faye - Mary Labrie
• Director/Cognos - Paul Watton
• Hayden - Ryan Wiley
• Percy Mallard - Michelle Oneida
• Jerry/Norman/Nurse Felix - Dan Egan
• Gunter - Toni Sailer
• Tasha Van Fielein - Wendy Page
• Gus - Peter de Mark
• Fire Marshall - Anne Stobart

Original Music - 'We Are Alive'

• Dan Egan

Writer/Producer/Editor/Radio

• Mary Labrie

Hosts and Old-time radio geeks

• Elvira L'Estrange - Mary Labrie
• Lamar, Brain in a Jar - Mary Labrie

Producer/Editor/Host

• Mary Labrie

Co-hosts/guests

• Chardon Labrie (Midlife Crisis Hotline)
• Nancy Putterman (Midlife Crisis Hotline)
• Chuck Galco (Man Cave)
• Greg Roggen  (Man Cave)
• Anne Stobart (Midlife Crisis Hotline)
• Lady Dei (Midlife Crisis Hotline)
• Kelly Ulrich (Midlife Crisis Hotline)
• Lauren Miller (Midlife Crisis Hotline)
• Vanessa Holt (Midlife Crisis Hotline)
• Dani McDonald (Midlife Crisis Hotline)